What will happen if you put rock in the freezer for two days?

One of the most pointless questions I have ever come across:

http://id.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006022604906

How to I get a penny out of my girlfriend's butt?

*facepalm*

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080811140744AA9lT9r

Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?

Ah, the classic steamy vagina

Original has been deleted obviously

My girlfriend and I are madly in love. What is the best way for us to get enraged?

Spelling makes all the difference sometimes:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090109142518AAb5Xvh

I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?

Appropriate answer:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081112120011AAw8lD9

My Boyfriend Has Skin Cancer?

Sure, only men are shallow:

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080921091827AANPaHP

Help! My water just broke but I need to finish watching this hilarious movie on youtube?

Her child will be so proud to read this one day:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081122202932AAsIN8G

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

The actual original, not one of the duplicates, of this classic WTF question.

How is babby formed?

The original classic "How is babby formed?".

Original has been deleted.

Men what would you do if you went to get your hair cut and the man doing it has his dick hanging out?

Thanks to Brendan H for this one:

http://id.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060731144711AAVIDV6

Eyes are reacting badly to treatment!?

Too many levels of fail to mention! Original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090217082007AAIXP67

I caught my bro jerkin it to jimmy neutron. what should i do???

Thanks to Carla B for this

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080717004336AAPktGG

How to get rid of an unwanted baby

I think my girlfriend is taking drugs?

There are two copies of this question, here's the original from "SoreToe":

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090216052334AAxe7UU

My cousin and i have hooked up many times..knowing it was wrong & now i am pregnant how do i tell my parents?

I'm concerned my son has a secret girlfriend?

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

Good ole 4chan, original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081203181714AAgO4WB

My girlfriend hasn't had period since she got pregnant? do you think the baby is drinking the blood???

Original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080813030939AAQaYCc

Why does my dog ejaculate when I feed him peanuts?

Who have siscovered the physcis ?

Original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080628080107AALeTSB

This morning I found a finger up my vagina?

What does whale fecies look like?

Original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhrdmyTjuuS1.whEengUJ5Tsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20060720072501AAwqKD7

MY PERIOD IS WEIRD ITS AN ORANGE COLOR & BLOOD SQUIRTED WHEN I WENT to the bathroom & a bug came out im scared

Original here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080725090742AAbpGMa

Is Spiderman Real?

How turn computer monitor into mirror?

Original is here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3

(thanks Gabriel)